Chapter VI
The Faithful
Names spoken into the dark.
Vows the bit remembers.
“"Mmmmmmmmmmmmm" - hums my microwave again, reheating a dish of macaroni. And in sorrow mourns the loss of one of its brethrens. Cruel world.”
“igen!”
“Kesha doesnt believe.... but i do”
— silent vow —
“Microwave 4 ever”
“a”
“Siiiiix seeeeven six seeevne siiiix seeeeeeeven sixseven sixsevn”
“I love u bebe”
“bring back the 'wave!”
“o7 forever in our hearts”
“i will never forget you, microwave”
“missing you”
“I was Always a Believer”
“I only wish I had had more time to know him better”
“We need you..,”
“Thou art of passing skill, Warrior blood must truly run in thy veins, Microwave!”
“Love prevails.”
“A microwave teaches that power means nothing without timing. Too little, nothing changes. Too much, and you burn what you wanted to nourish.”
— silent vow —
“The microwave was my gay awakening.”
“Inthe holy fury of Kesha rage and the unstoppable snowball spirit of Nunu we lay this microwave to rest It died as it lived loud n dramatic”
— silent vow —
“may the best stream duo and roomate rest in peace”
“sadfsghhhh”
“It shall rest in peace, so it wont witness the fall from grace of his closest friend and prior challenger player: Kesha. 🙏”
“how many holes does his underwear have?”
“And behold, the oven of waves departed; yet he shall return in due time, and be beloved.”
— silent vow —
— silent vow —
“BAHHH”
“Kesha..”
“kesha lol”
“i just miss it so much”
— silent vow —
“Rest in piece, nunu&willump love and miss you.”
“Not sure why I’m here but rip microwave”
“What will listen to all his rants, what will he put his dih in, what even is he, without the microwave”
“I still love you”
“i think about it everyday, i miss it everyday , we must get the microwave back, it deserves a better ending”
“The Microwave is not just an appliance. It is the people who remember it.”
“one of the many cornerstones displayed on the internet website twitch dot television forward slash keshaeuw has been gone for far too long.”
— silent vow —
“i hated the microwave as well, but now i kinda miss it”
“bring it back.”
— silent vow —
“Long live the Microwave”
“The microwave knows everything”
“Ever since I found the microwave in pieces, covered in white stuff in the friggebod- I was changed as a mother. No microwave deserves that.”
— silent vow —
“kesha u balding”
“buh”
“Microwave come back we need your wisdom”
“Forever missed and loved”
— silent vow —
“The microwave died for our sins. Never forget.”
— silent vow —
“may he come home safe, amen”
“kesha treats me poorly please help”
“The microwave lives on in my heart”
“I like peanut butter”
“Bring the microwave back”
“MIcrowave is love. Microwave is life.”
— silent vow —
“The microwave got tossed around and abused all his life, he deserved better…”
— silent vow —
“plz sir microwave sir plz, come back my family needs u”
“I believe in the microwave. i am hoping it returns one day and i am very humble to it. i will now dream of it, good night”
“unban RKM 2026”
“Microwave was always there, for keshas frustration, anger and most importantly kesha's love. WE WINDOWS!!"!!%#"¤!%&”
“Microwave for life”
“kesha made the microwave. it would be nothing without him. however, kesha would be nothing without the microwave aswell. farewell microwave”
“I hope Kesha returns the microwave!”
“I couldn't bring back the microwave, so I built him a temple. -MicrowaveBeliever”